A few friends had a “poetry night”. I decided to write a few topical limericks as my input to the evening. Here are my five.
The first related to this news article talking about a recent competition in England, that judged contestants based on the technical perfection of their facial features.
Some ascribe it to your genes, others to your fate
Mathematicians came up with a formula to describe this trait
with pupils spaced at 44%
and eyes to mouth at 32%
The most technically beautiful face belongs to one, Florence Colgate
Pizza is an important food group. Otherwise how else would one explain the next limerick.
There was a man getting dinner in Omaha
Was so engrossed in saving the box with his pizza
his car hit a pole
and went into a roll
This the is the time for you to go ha ha ha
The next news item happened in 2011 but the results of the investigation came to light this year.
Passengers of Air Canada were in for a fright
The pilot it seems, caused their terrible plight
when he took the plane into a nosedive
with neither a warning or five
Because he mistook Venus for an oncoming flight
Southwest airlines joined in the fun for some more airline related news that could be made into limericks.
It is difficult for flights to be that calm
Though the pilot’s announcement meant no harm
he wished his ma whom he adored
unfortunately he said “mom on board”
And the passengers mistook the first word for a bomb
Finally, Santa might not quite agree, but sometimes reindeer also have to be transported.
Police in Norway pulled a car over in the street
The driver it seems wasn’t that discreet
his Subaru was laden
with a cargo quite brazen
There were five reindeer sitting in the back seat
Yes, there were poetic licenses taken with most of the news articles, but if you were looking here for fair and balanced reporting - maybe you shouldn't worry a distortion of facts.
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